Reasons Alcohol should be served at Work

I got this key chain as a gift (goes back to my point that cash as a gift is the best option). The only salvaging point about this gift is that it had the following reasons about why alcohol should be served at work:

10. Incentive to show up
9. Leads to more honest communication
8. Reduces stress
7. Employees work later because there is no need to rush to the bar
6. Encourages carpooling
5. Salary negotiations are more profitable
4. It makes other workers more attractive
3. Eliminates vacation because employees want to come to work
2. Burping doesn't seem inappropriate just funny
(Drum roll please...)
1. Increases overall job satisfaction because now if your job, sucks you don't care