Let me make this short. I am in LA right now and staying at a downtown botique hotet. On Monday after a long day of meeting we (my business associates and I) decided to wind down the day at the hotel bar.
This is what happends in the next 5 minutes
Uber sitting at the bar sipping his Vodka and Tonic, 2 girls walk up and sit right next to him.
Girl 1: Hi you look new, my name is Nicki
Hokcom Level 1 - Hooker Readiness status: Now I think I am an OK looking guy, but am no Brad Pitt. So any girl that walks up to me at a bar
Uber - Hi my name is Uber
Nicki: This is my friend Alice
Uber: Hello nice to meet you too.
Hokcom Level 2 - Introduces me to her beautiful friend
Uber: Where are you girls from?
Alice: Right from here, Los Angels
Hokcom Level 3 - Local girls coming to a hotel bar
Alice: So have any plans tonight
Hokcom Level 4 and 5 - This is so self explanatory
PS: We did confirm they we in fact women of the night and they were looking for customers.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Hokcom Status Explained
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2 comments:
Entourage is so educational. I learned on that show that the only women in LA are actress wannabes and hookers (sometimes both).
So...were you ...ahem...entertained?
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