Top 10 reasons you (or a friend you know) are a frequent flyer:
10. You have Frequeflyer.com or Webflyer.com bookmarked under your favorites.
9. You have a widget like Miles Manager that consolidates your entire miles program and you check them every day.
8. You have a favorite airport and know the layout of the airport like the back of your hand. You can articulate easily why this is your favorite airport.
7. You will rather connect to gain miles than flying direct to your destination.
6. You have dated someone you met on the plane but brokeup since s/he does not have us the same frequent flyer program as you do.
5. You have shopped at least once using sky mall. (admit it you thought about buying Basho The Sumo Wrestler coffee table)
4. You display the frequent flyer tags proudly on your luggage.
3. The flight attendant knows you by name and knows your favorite drink.
2. You know the pricing model of airline tickets.
1. And the number 1 reason you know you are a frequent flyer...is that you can in under a minute remove your shoes, belt, watch, laptop, key etc. and load them into the tray for security check.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Frequent Flyersexual
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4 comments:
Uber, And don't forget all the airplane bottles I am sure you drink on your flights! I know you too well my friend.
No you don't mountain cat, I never drink on the plane but I drink on the ground
Why don't you drink on the plane? Come to think of it, I've never had a drink on a plane either, too dehydrating.
Being able to disrobe in under a minute is also indicative of something else :)
Uber, Are you at least a member of the 'Mile High Club'??
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